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    Re: Is this legal?

    Posted by Ozarks Lawyer on 10/08/04

    Hmmmm. Is is legal to give away free money? I say we put
    that question to the test. I just happen to know the perfect
    test: You give me money. Then try to persuade a police ageny
    to view your voluntary and knowing act as a crime.

    Call it a donation. Call a gift. Doesn't matter, so long as
    you give me money with the understanding that I keep will it,
    never to return it under any circumstances. Our noble
    experiment will not work any other way. It just has to be
    that way.

    Be advised that the more you give, the more serious this
    matter becomes. So, go ahead and make it sizeable gift, at
    least $1,000. $2,500 would be better, but $1,000 is probably
    enough to ratchet up the stakes.

    Better yet, get your friends to cough up a donation of their
    own. Form a committee. Go on a fund-raising drive. Hire a
    few ex-preachers to help. They are good at raising money.
    And don't worry about their felony convictions. They don't.
    Hit up the economics eggheads at your local university. Tell
    about your experiment. Tell them what's at stake. Tell them
    how you're going to expose a giant loop-hole in our legal
    system. By golly, they will think you are on to something.

    With all those $1,000 to $2,500 donations coming in, it will
    be more than a one-time gift. You will be able to call it
    a "scheme," a scheme to accept free money. If that doesn't
    get the police's attention, I don't know what will.

    Don't worry about me. I'll put that money to good use.
    First, I will pay myself a salary for presiding over this
    little operation. I am sure I will have to answer questions
    from time to time. Perfect records will need to be kept.
    That takes a bookkeeper. Just so happens, my brother in law
    is good at that. He knows what he's doing. Probably need an
    unlisted phone line and a P.O. Box in Brazil. Plus, I will
    have to go to Europe and open a few anonymous bank accounts.
    Then I will have to spend good money buying a second
    citizenship in the Dominica, where extradition is virtually
    non-existent. When I'm done with all that, I probably won't
    have anything left.

    But if we're going to do this, we should do it right. And
    that takes money. Lots of it.


    On 8/09/04, Jack wrote:
    > Nope. Completely legal
    >
    > On 8/09/04, Thomas wrote:
    >> The interest rate is way high and $20 for free is great,
    >> but is it legal to give free money?
    >>
    >> http://ieng9.ucsd.edu/~m7wang
    >>
    >> Thanks,
    >> Thomas

    Posts on this thread, including this one
  • Is this legal?, 8/09/04, by Thomas.
  • Re: Is this legal?, 8/09/04, by Jack.
  • Re: Is this legal?, 10/08/04, by Ozarks Lawyer.


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