Re: Old Hardy's Summation

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Corrected copy:

Old Hardy went to court and then
Pled his case that he might win.
Throughout the trial, the judge did doze,
Until he heard old Hardy Close.

"Your Honor, I know this case is boring;
But as I said, while you were snoring,
Defendant failed to use due care;
Now plaintiff's damages he must repair.

"We've made our case and filed our brief
And now we ask for just relief.
We've waited patiently for this day,
Now it's time the defendant pay.

"The plaintiff's neck did whip and lash
And now she needs a stash of cash
To compensate her for her pains,
Cervical and lumbar strains."

*The great lawyer Gerry Spense liked
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On 10/28/09, Hardy Parkerson, J.D. wrote:
> Old Hardy went to court and then
> Pled his case that he might win.
> Throughout the trial, the judge did doze,
> Until he heard old Hardy Close.
>
> "Your Honor, I know this case is boring;
> But as I said, while you were snoring,
> Defendant failed to use due care;
> Now plaintiff's damages he must repair.
>
> "We've made our case and filed our brief
> And now we ask for just relief.
> We've waited patiently for this day,
> Now it's time the defendant pay.
>
> "The plaintiff's neck did whip and lash
> And how she needs a stash of cash
> To compensate her for her pains,
> Cervical and lumbar strains."
>
>
> *The great lawyer Gerry Spense liked
> this one.