Posted by Hardy Parkerson, J.D. on 1/08/10

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"Quick-money Attorney" is my name,
And filin' lawsuits is my game.
If you need some quick cash,
Just let me handle your whip-lash.

I'm PERSONA NON GRATA,
Just mean as can be;
When you need a quick buck,
Just call on me.

I love suin' them big corporations, honey;
'Cause they got all the money;
And they love to pay
When I pass my lawsuits their way.

I got many, many cases,
For I been on many ambulance chases.
When I see an ambulance, I see green;
And sometimes I even beat 'em to the scene.

When you get indicted, just reach me by phone;
Just bring your wallet and come right on;
Guilty or not, I'll clear your name;
You pay my fee and I'll play my game.

Don't get bogged down in life's little race;
If you've got the money, I've got the briefcase.
Call on me when you need advice;
Just make sure you can pay my price.

In them judges' opinion I'm not top rank;
But I laugh at them judges all the way to the bank.
I'm pretty good at handlin' my docket,
For I got a few of them judges in my pocket.

My son goes to Harvard, my daughter to Yale;
All them other judges can go straight to...oh, well!

(Humor Intended!)

Re: Quick Money Attorney, 1/23/10, by CTriana.

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