Re: Quick Money Attorney

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Funny, funny, lawyer!
You make me laugh.

On 1/08/10, Hardy Parkerson, J.D. wrote:
> "Quick-money Attorney" is my name,
> And filin' lawsuits is my game.
> If you need some quick cash,
> Just let me handle your whip-lash.
>
> I'm PERSONA NON GRATA,
> Just mean as can be;
> When you need a quick buck,
> Just call on me.
>
> I love suin' them big corporations, honey;
> 'Cause they got all the money;
> And they love to pay
> When I pass my lawsuits their way.
>
> I got many, many cases,
> For I been on many ambulance chases.
> When I see an ambulance, I see green;
> And sometimes I even beat 'em to the scene.
>
> When you get indicted, just reach me by phone;
> Just bring your wallet and come right on;
> Guilty or not, I'll clear your name;
> You pay my fee and I'll play my game.
>
> Don't get bogged down in life's little race;
> If you've got the money, I've got the briefcase.
> Call on me when you need advice;
> Just make sure you can pay my price.
>
> In them judges' opinion I'm not top rank;
> But I laugh at them judges all the way to the bank.
> I'm pretty good at handlin' my docket,
> For I got a few of them judges in my pocket.
>
> My son goes to Harvard, my daughter to Yale;
> All them other judges can go straight to...oh, well!
>
> (Humor Intended!)