Re: Welcome Back OZ -- more like condemned to return

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I was particulary impressed with the new twist on shoplifting
questions--can they arrest you if you're outside the store? I
was seeing a whole new line of defenses and even products
liability claims. "I would have gotten away, but it took too
long to tie the laces on the shoes I was stealing." "I could
have outrun them but the soles were to slick on the shoes I was
stealing." "The sharp corners on the CD case that I stuck down
my pants kept stabbing me in the leg as I was running." "The
price tag flew up in my eye and temporarily blinded me." "There
should be a warning posted that wearing 10 layers of stolen
clothing will slow down your 100 yard dash speed." "The turkey
was improperly designed and prevented my effectively concealing
it as I ran for the door."

On 11/21/05, Ozarks Lawyer wrote:
>
> Thanks. I've just been busy with other, more productive
> activities.
>
> Ironically, the very day I check in, George railed about tip
> pooling. There was an emancipation question. I think a
> fugative statute-of-limitations problem as well. Let's not
> forget the Wal-Mart shoplifters or felony expungments, either.
>
> So, you tell me, did I miss anything in the last few months?
>
>
> On 11/21/05, Prairie Dawg wrote:
>> Where have ya been at Ozzer?
>>
>>
>> On 11/21/05, Curmudgeon wrote:
>>> Great to see you back. We've missed your wit and wisdom.