Posted by Hardy Parkerson, Atty. on 11/16/03

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HAPPY TRYIN' cases

I've practiced law for thirty years or more;
Defended rapists, killers and once a whore.
I've even represented pimps;
And I've been held for four contempts.
At trying cases some say I'm the best,
And with the gift of blarney I've been blest.
I'd represent the Devil for a fee,
And sometimes I even represent 'em free.
Many are the closing arguments I have made,
And sometimes I even take my fee in trade.
And 'though I've been on many ambulance chases,
I'm happiest in the courtroom tryin' cases.

-h.p. (Humor intended!)

Re: I loved it Hardy, 11/17/03, by KL.

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