Re: Right on, bruthah.

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Ode to the trial lawyers of the world

A lawyer what don't try his cases
Puts a smile on those what do's faces.
It's clear as Gordon's gin
If it's cases you would win
Why, get up and argue in their faces.

If the courthouse critics know
When it's time for the big show
That you do business from an empty wagon.
You'll never have the cred
to earn your honest bread
and ought to go back to sheep shaggin'.

On 11/16/03, Hardy Parkerson, Atty. wrote:
>
> HAPPY TRYIN' cases
>
> I've practiced law for thirty years or more;
> Defended rapists, killers and once a whore.
> I've even represented pimps;
> And I've been held for four contempts.
> At trying cases some say I'm the best,
> And with the gift of blarney I've been blest.
> I'd represent the Devil for a fee,
> And sometimes I even represent 'em free.
> Many are the closing arguments I have made,
> And sometimes I even take my fee in trade.
> And 'though I've been on many ambulance chases,
> I'm happiest in the courtroom tryin' cases.
>
> -h.p. (Humor intended!)

Re: I loved it Hardy, 11/17/03, by KL.

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