Re: Whiplash Hardy in Court

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On 7/03/06, Hardy Parkerson wrote:
Sorry is a riddle on the very serious matter of whiplash
injury?
> Old Hardy went to court and then
> Pled his case that he might win.
> Throughout the trial the judge did doze,
> Until he heard Old Hardy close.
>
> "Yer, Honner, I know this case is borin';
> But as I said when ye were snorin',
> The defendant failed to use due care;
> Now plaintiff's damages he must repair.
>
> "We've made our case and filed our brief,
> Now we ask for just relief;
> We've waited patiently for this day,
> Now it's time defendant pay.
>
> "Plaintiff's neck did whip and lash;
> And now she needs a stash of cash
> To compensate her for her pain,
> Cervical and lumbar strain!"
>
> -h.p.