Posted by Hardy Parkerson on 7/03/06

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Old Hardy went to court and then
Pled his case that he might win.
Throughout the trial the judge did doze,
Until he heard Old Hardy close.

"Yer, Honner, I know this case is borin';
But as I said when ye were snorin',
The defendant failed to use due care;
Now plaintiff's damages he must repair.

"We've made our case and filed our brief,
Now we ask for just relief;
We've waited patiently for this day,
Now it's time defendant pay.

"Plaintiff's neck did whip and lash;
And now she needs a stash of cash
To compensate her for her pain,
Cervical and lumbar strain!"

-h.p.

Re: Whiplash Hardy in Court, 11/05/06, by Hardy Parkerson, Atty..

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