Post: Happy Tryin' Cases
Posted by Hardy Parkerson, Atty. on 11/06/06
I've practiced law for thiry years or more,
Defended killers, rapists, and once a whore.
I've even represented pimps,
And I've been held for four contempts.
At trying cases some say I'm the best,
And with the gift of Blarney I've been blessed;
I'd represent the Devil for a fee,
And sometimes I even represent 'em free.
I've got many, many cases,
For I've been on many ambulance chases;
When I see an ambulance, I see green;
And sometimes I even beat 'em to the scene.
If you get indicted, just reach me by phone;
Just bring your bill-fold and come right on;
If you've got the money, I'll clear your name;
You pay my fee and I'll play my game.
Many are the closing arguments I have made,
And sometimes I even take my fee in trade;
And though my practice takes me many places,
I'm happiest in the courtroom tryin' cases.
In them judges' opinions, I'm not top rank,
But I laugh at them judges all the way to the bank;
My son goes to Harvard Law, my daughter to Yale;
And all them judges can go straight to...oh well!
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