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    Post: When You Are A Lawyer

    Posted by Hardy Parkerson, J.D. on 1/31/09

    When You Are A Lawyer
    Hardy Parkerson

    When you are a lawyer
    And you're down to your last dollar,
    And clients come in with cases
    Makin' you want to holler;
    You can stop and have a fit,
    Or you can cut your fee a bit.
    Just take what they have got
    And add it to your pot.
    You can say it's a "retainer" too:
    They won't owe any more
    'till they've heard from you.
    And now you have some money,
    And you can give it to your honey;
    And 'though it's kinda phony,
    You can pay your alimony.

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