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    Post: Quick Money Attorney

    Posted by Hardy Parkerson, J.D. on 1/08/10

    "Quick-money Attorney" is my name,
    And filin' lawsuits is my game.
    If you need some quick cash,
    Just let me handle your whip-lash.

    Just mean as can be;
    When you need a quick buck,
    Just call on me.

    I love suin' them big corporations, honey;
    'Cause they got all the money;
    And they love to pay
    When I pass my lawsuits their way.

    I got many, many cases,
    For I been on many ambulance chases.
    When I see an ambulance, I see green;
    And sometimes I even beat 'em to the scene.

    When you get indicted, just reach me by phone;
    Just bring your wallet and come right on;
    Guilty or not, I'll clear your name;
    You pay my fee and I'll play my game.

    Don't get bogged down in life's little race;
    If you've got the money, I've got the briefcase.
    Call on me when you need advice;
    Just make sure you can pay my price.

    In them judges' opinion I'm not top rank;
    But I laugh at them judges all the way to the bank.
    I'm pretty good at handlin' my docket,
    For I got a few of them judges in my pocket.

    My son goes to Harvard, my daughter to Yale;
    All them other judges can go straight to...oh, well!

    (Humor Intended!)

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  • Quick Money Attorney, 1/08/10, by Hardy Parkerson, J.D..
  • Re: Quick Money Attorney, 1/23/10, by CTriana.

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