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    Re: Quick Money Attorney

    Posted by CTriana on 1/23/10

    Funny, funny, lawyer!
    You make me laugh.

    On 1/08/10, Hardy Parkerson, J.D. wrote:
    > "Quick-money Attorney" is my name,
    > And filin' lawsuits is my game.
    > If you need some quick cash,
    > Just let me handle your whip-lash.
    > Just mean as can be;
    > When you need a quick buck,
    > Just call on me.
    > I love suin' them big corporations, honey;
    > 'Cause they got all the money;
    > And they love to pay
    > When I pass my lawsuits their way.
    > I got many, many cases,
    > For I been on many ambulance chases.
    > When I see an ambulance, I see green;
    > And sometimes I even beat 'em to the scene.
    > When you get indicted, just reach me by phone;
    > Just bring your wallet and come right on;
    > Guilty or not, I'll clear your name;
    > You pay my fee and I'll play my game.
    > Don't get bogged down in life's little race;
    > If you've got the money, I've got the briefcase.
    > Call on me when you need advice;
    > Just make sure you can pay my price.
    > In them judges' opinion I'm not top rank;
    > But I laugh at them judges all the way to the bank.
    > I'm pretty good at handlin' my docket,
    > For I got a few of them judges in my pocket.
    > My son goes to Harvard, my daughter to Yale;
    > All them other judges can go straight to...oh, well!
    > (Humor Intended!)

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  • Quick Money Attorney, 1/08/10, by Hardy Parkerson, J.D..
  • Re: Quick Money Attorney, 1/23/10, by CTriana.

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