Posted by Pierre Cochon, J.D. on 7/30/12

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I've practiced law for forty years or more.
Defended killers, rapists and once a whore.
I've even represented pimps,
And I've been held for four contempts.

At tryin' cases some say I'm the best
And with the gift of blarney I've been blessed.
I'd represent the Devil for a fee
And Sometimes I even represent 'em free.

Many are the closing arguments I have made
And sometimes I even take my fee in trade.
And though my practice takes me many places,
I'm happiest in the courtroom a-tryin' cases.

-Pierre Cochon, Atty.

Re: Happy A-Tryin' Cases, 7/30/12, by Pierre Cochon, J.D. .

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