Re: I loved it Hardy

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On 11/17/03, Prairie Dawg wrote:
> Ode to the trial lawyers of the world
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> A lawyer what don't try his cases
> Puts a smile on those what do's faces.
> It's clear as Gordon's gin
> If it's cases you would win
> Why, get up and argue in their faces.
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> If the courthouse critics know
> When it's time for the big show
> That you do business from an empty wagon.
> You'll never have the cred
> to earn your honest bread
> and ought to go back to sheep shaggin'.
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> On 11/16/03, Hardy Parkerson, Atty. wrote:
>>
>> HAPPY TRYIN' cases
>>
>> I've practiced law for thirty years or more;
>> Defended rapists, killers and once a whore.
>> I've even represented pimps;
>> And I've been held for four contempts.
>> At trying cases some say I'm the best,
>> And with the gift of blarney I've been blest.
>> I'd represent the Devil for a fee,
>> And sometimes I even represent 'em free.
>> Many are the closing arguments I have made,
>> And sometimes I even take my fee in trade.
>> And 'though I've been on many ambulance chases,
>> I'm happiest in the courtroom tryin' cases.
>>
>> -h.p. (Humor intended!)

>>> You should get that one published. He's one for ya from my
side of the tribunal.
Shame, shame, a judge dirtied his name.
When to town an abuser came.
The abuser delt out his money & lies,
Which inturn blinded everyones eyes.
To lay blame, he used the judge's name.
The judge was to dumb, where I come from.
Did he take the money & lies,
Like the other bad guys????

Re: I loved it Hardy, 11/17/03, by KL.

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