Posted by Prairie Dawg on 11/10/03

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from the poetry corner

Ode to a pro se litigant.

I hear things will go your way
Now that you became pro se
crooked judges rock and reel
when they taste that righteous steel

And all the cops-those scurvy worms,
They'll be hiding in the berms
When common law is trotted out
From the Minuteman's motion spout.

So doncha worry 'bout a thing
Of truth them motions has got the ring
As one who Shepardizes knows
A case post-Deluge clearly blows.

So trail them papers across the deck
And make Madam the clerk's life a wreck
But file 'em quick before she rears
And goes and kicks you down the stairs

Courthouse poltroons-may they roast
Soon will pack up for the Coast
When they get news of what's in store
When pro se litigants storm the door.

Crooked lawyers, doncha know
jes' cain't stand the solid blow
of your super powerful legal wit
I think I gotta pop a zit.

Whaddya think?

Re: Damn Yankeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!! , 1/11/04, by v.

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