Re: The meter's all wrong

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And anyway go write your own stuff.

On 11/11/03, KL wrote:
> On 11/10/03, Prairie Dawg wrote:
>> from the poetry corner
>>
>> Ode to a pro se litigant.
>>
>> I hear things will go your way
>> Now that you became pro se
>> crooked judges rock and reel
>> when they taste that righteous steel
>>
>> And all the cops-those scurvy worms,
>> They'll be hiding in the berms
>> When common law is trotted out
>> From the Minuteman's motion spout.
>>
>> So doncha worry 'bout a thing
>> Of truth them motions has got the ring
>> As one who Shepardizes knows
>> A case post-Deluge clearly blows.
>>
>> So trail them papers across the deck
>> And make Madam the clerk's life a wreck
>> But file 'em quick before she rears
>> And goes and kicks you down the stairs
>>
>> Courthouse poltroons-may they roast
>> Soon will pack up for the Coast
>> When they get news of what's in store
>> When pro se litigants storm the door.
>>
>> Crooked lawyers, doncha know
>> jes' cain't stand the solid blow
>> of your super powerful legal wit
>> I think I gotta pop a zit.
>>
>> Whaddya think?
>
>>>>> Last line change to / pro se litigants are here to air
> out the lies you've knit !
> What do ya think?

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