Re: Saaaaaaay Sharwinston...better ending

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On 11/10/03, Prairie Dawg wrote:
> from the poetry corner
>
> Ode to a pro se litigant.
>
> I hear things will go your way
> Now that you became pro se
> crooked judges rock and reel
> when they taste that righteous steel
>
> And all the cops-those scurvy worms,
> They'll be hiding in the berms
> When common law is trotted out
> From the Minuteman's motion spout.
>
> So doncha worry 'bout a thing
> Of truth them motions has got the ring
> As one who Shepardizes knows
> A case post-Deluge clearly blows.
>
> So trail them papers across the deck
> And make Madam the clerk's life a wreck
> But file 'em quick before she rears
> And goes and kicks you down the stairs
>
> Courthouse poltroons-may they roast
> Soon will pack up for the Coast
> When they get news of what's in store
> When pro se litigants storm the door.
>
> Crooked lawyers, doncha know
> jes' cain't stand the solid blow
> of your super powerful legal wit
> I think I gotta pop a zit.
>
> Whaddya think?

>>>> Last line change to / pro se litigants are here to air
out the lies you've knit !
What do ya think?

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